I literally don't remember making this
genuinely heartbroken to learn that balltze/cheems has died.
fuckin' loved that little shiba, holy shit dude, this sucks ass.
Got a notification from my job the other day that we now have printable sings for a specific thing except printable was spelled "prantable" and I haven't stopped thinking about it since
Wait cause they also misspelled signs as sings in the notification I got and then I also misspelled it in my post about it...
Prantable sings
ok.
Average color of US states based on satellite imaging.
fond of the average by county version of this:
also the world version:
tiltingplanet asked:
Have any cursed facts about hyraxes?
bunjywunjy answered:
we like to toss around the “oh hyraxes are the closest living terrestrial relative to elephants, surprise!” fact a lot (especially on bar trivia nights), but this fact is actually a tad more apparent than it appears! (appearant! apparears?)
take the hyrax.
(gently. take hyrax gently.)
while they may look VERY similar to a rodent at first glance, if we pop the hood for a second we find something much weirder.
behold, the feet!
hyrax feet are modified plantigrade, and are SO modified that they’re pretty clearly more than halfway to being these things:
also. they got fuckin tusks.
THEY JUST COVERED THE PERIMETER. THEY JUST. IT'S GONE. THEY FILLED IT IN.
they
WHAT
ALTit's gone now
It’s always “revenge won’t give you back what you lost” and “murder is wrong” and never how was the bloody violent revenge the bloody violent revenge looked fun was it fun
Yeah it was pretty fun, just a lil messy, hang on let me just wash my hands real quick
Oh no
I saw that picture of Joe Biden finding two coins on the ground again today. His face in it is so haunting man I have no idea what emotion he’s experiencing
Just pure rapture
what now, son? what are you going to do now? im here to tell you that ive taken your tokens. i have both of your tokens, boy, and you know where im going to take them? two words: skee ball. you don’t even know how powerful i am, you don’t even know the powers i possess with this two piece of silver. ancient magic, son. ancient magic- don’t mess with ancient magic, or you’ll get the horns. just an old phrase from back in scranton. jill get in the car