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boozois

tiltingplanet asked:

Have any cursed facts about hyraxes?

bunjywunjy answered:

we like to toss around the “oh hyraxes are the closest living terrestrial relative to elephants, surprise!” fact a lot (especially on bar trivia nights), but this fact is actually a tad more apparent than it appears! (appearant! apparears?)

take the hyrax.

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(gently. take hyrax gently.)

while they may look VERY similar to a rodent at first glance, if we pop the hood for a second we find something much weirder.

behold, the feet!

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hyrax feet are modified plantigrade, and are SO modified that they’re pretty clearly more than halfway to being these things:

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also. they got fuckin tusks.

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afloweroutofstone

I saw that picture of Joe Biden finding two coins on the ground again today. His face in it is so haunting man I have no idea what emotion he’s experiencing

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Just pure rapture

mr-ribbit

what now, son? what are you going to do now? im here to tell you that ive taken your tokens. i have both of your tokens, boy, and you know where im going to take them? two words: skee ball. you don’t even know how powerful i am, you don’t even know the powers i possess with this two piece of silver. ancient magic, son. ancient magic- don’t mess with ancient magic, or you’ll get the horns. just an old phrase from back in scranton. jill get in the car